so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
