These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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