Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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