ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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