god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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