I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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