i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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