no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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