For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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