I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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