i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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