I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
