Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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