I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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