Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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