You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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