I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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