Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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