didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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