i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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