you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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