sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Randomize
