guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
