Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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