Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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