i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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