A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
