Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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