My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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