i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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