so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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