i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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