I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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