i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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