Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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