I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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