how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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