i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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