Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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