why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
