belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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