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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?

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Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom

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(443): View more from Maryland

She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits

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(660): View more from Missouri

He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"

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(240): View more from Maryland

oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.

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(614): View more from Ohio

This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.

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(641): View more from Iowa

I think drunk me is trying to kill me.

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(620): View more from Kansas

We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.

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