If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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