I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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