Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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