Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
tell me about the fingering
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