Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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