just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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