I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
