But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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