So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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