I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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