ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I lost the right to judge tonight
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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