Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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