Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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