hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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