I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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