garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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