Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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