Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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