I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize
