its not stalking. its research.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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